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turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003
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box turtle

A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.

Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.
by corprip April 20, 2006
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totally turtles

just like totally, but with turtles added. said because the ninja turtles say totally.
jill: u going to the party today?
patrick: totally turtles you know i am.
by patty wagon January 11, 2009
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1st and turtle

The slowest speed you can go on a lawn mower. The exact oposite of 5th and bunny.
i was changing the bag on my lawn mower so i left it in first and bunny w/ the parking break on!
by 3k racer May 6, 2005
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peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
by The Watcher April 3, 2003
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the Turtle

The Turtle is It's (Pennywise) natural enemy. He, like It, is also an ancient Macroverse dweller and he vomited up our universe and possibly others while having indigestion.

Later, a few years before the Losers would return to Derry, the Turtle puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two.
The Turtle likes to use the word "son" and gave odd advice to Bill while he was in the void the first time.
by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008
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mud for my turtle

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009
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