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matanuska thunderfuck

a very potent strain of marijuana grown in the matanuska region of Alaska, made famous by its potency and unusual name. Sadly, this strain is not grown anymore for unknown reasons.

popularly called mtf for short.

Commonly misspelled on this website as manatuska thunderfuck
Pothead 1: Dude i blazed some matanuska thunderfuck last night and i was trippin!
Pothead 2: Damn, i gotta get me some of that
by akstoner907 September 20, 2010
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Thundercunt

Main Entry: thun·der·cunt
Pronunciation: /-cunt/
Function: noun

1 a : used to describe a female whose personality contains certain traits not pleasing to men, most commonly used in place of targeted victim's name.
1 b : usually one who's personality includes but is not limited to the following traits: control freak, pushiness, bipolar, gonorrhea, republican, judgemental, bitchiness, preparation H, the bible, vaginal antifungal cream, hypocritical, excessive nagging
Barbara Streisand: "I'm a total cunt and I hate men!"
Ann Coulter: "Fuck you bitch! Your a cockmongrel who hates America!"
Judge Judy: "Fist my ass now slimy thundercunt!"
Ann Coulter: "I eat fetus's!"
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
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Thundercunting

Having sex so hard people mistake it for thunder.
omg bryan was thundercunting last night, i almost thought i was gonna be like struck by lightning!
by RayvinMadoki April 18, 2019
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Mexican Thunderbutt

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.
Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.
by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009
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cumbreathing thunderfuck

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.
A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"
by Bam Spazzy December 7, 2009
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ThunderButtons

When women who have buttcheeks that are larger than melons , this is the sound that is heard when their fat-butted pants hit their chairs
When she sat i heard nothing but ThunderButtons !!!!!!

She had the loudest ThunderButtons in 3 trailer parks!!!!!!
by pheonix222 May 20, 2010
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Thundercunt

Thundercunt

a) This term refers to a woman who exudes natural power and the superior intellect women have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if those pricks don't want to admit it).

b) A female with the ability to create a great abyss and direct all stupidity from existence into the maw; hell on earth if you are unlucky enough to provoke her.

d) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest and baddest bitches out there.

c) award name for the above mentioned

Etymology: The term is a play on words originating from the similar term Thundercat. However, the word thunder is easily interpreted as "one being thunderous". The shortened version of this being TCs.

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. TCs exercised their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power and then smack some sense into the Gods.
Sam: The winner of the highly coveted, ThunderCunt t-shirt and very Full Frontal award . . . as selected by this years misogynistic asshole . . . the award goes to . . .
by Dilborg July 22, 2017
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