thong painter

A person, usually a male, whom paints a vaginal garment

Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.

by whorebageriser March 21, 2010

thong hoe

a woman whose thong manages to be seen anytime at random. Usually when one wears low-rise jeans and bends over to reveal the color and brand of their thong.(Just to mention, this person is not a HOE just because their underwear is showing, they are aimply a THONG hoe.)

"I think i'm going to ask Lisa out on a date."
"Why, dude, she's such a thong hoe?"

"Okay, i think i'm going to where a belt tonight, i dont want to be the thong hoe of the party."

"Omg, do you see that girl over there talking to that guy?"
"Yeah, the one wearing the same underwear as me?"
"See! That's my point, she is such a thong hoe."

by Sarahni January 9, 2008

Trophy thong

A thong (or any other piece of underwear) given as a gift from a girl to her boyfriend or sex partner. The man takes great pride in this garment, hence the name "trophy" thong.

Kyle has a huge stash of trophy thongs under his bed.

by Derek F. February 6, 2006

Thong

Australian for cheap rubber footwear, known as flip flopsor jandles in New zealand, dunno what yanks call them.

I laugh when yanks get confused by the sign in aussie pubs that say "no thongs" at the door.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Throne call

(n) To make a cellphone call from a bathroom or toilet stall, usually to save time.

"I was rushed at work, so I made a quick throne call to Jeff while I was doing my business."

by jc2 May 13, 2008

dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)

Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.

by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011

Heir to the Cum Throne

A man (necessarily) that is capable of wielding the Cum Sceptre to its full potential, essentially being able to achieve Godhood via Cum

Nathan: Dude I masturbated 6 times today
Tony: Dude, it's 2 am... You might be a heir to the cum throne!

by Cum-Lord November 23, 2020