When a chat room member on myspace or some other net meeting place, determined to save face after being totally cussed out, threatens to come around and attack/kill you or your mum/dad/cat/dog/budgie, even though they have absolutely noooooooo idea who you are or where you're at :-D
xyz has just entered the room
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL
by ubergeekchic March 28, 2007
Get the e-threats mug.A homeosexual act whereby a man compresses the penis (sausage) of another man, restricting the flow of semen.
The throttling of the penis is usually performed by the gay's hands, mouth or ass cheeks. Other appliances such as a vice or clamp have been known to be used,and in one such extreme case a boa constrictor snake was used in Dudley Zoo
The throttling of the penis is usually performed by the gay's hands, mouth or ass cheeks. Other appliances such as a vice or clamp have been known to be used,and in one such extreme case a boa constrictor snake was used in Dudley Zoo
"Sebastian throttled my sausage so hard last night that when he released his grip I showered his face in cum"
"Sethe throttled my sausage with his ass cheeks, when he finally released semen exploded from my cock rocketing him 10 foot into the air with cum spuing from his ass"
"The pope is the most amazing sausage throttler, some say he has an iron grip that can prevent ejaculation, no wonder he banned contraception"
Robins cock flayled around like a worm cut in half. Batman instinctively throttled Robin's sausage with such tremendous force that Robin developed a hemorrhage
"Sethe throttled my sausage with his ass cheeks, when he finally released semen exploded from my cock rocketing him 10 foot into the air with cum spuing from his ass"
"The pope is the most amazing sausage throttler, some say he has an iron grip that can prevent ejaculation, no wonder he banned contraception"
Robins cock flayled around like a worm cut in half. Batman instinctively throttled Robin's sausage with such tremendous force that Robin developed a hemorrhage
by The not so holy pope March 2, 2009
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A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.
by Agent472007 July 26, 2010
Get the Full Throttle Douche Bottle mug.The Miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. It produces extreme and powerful orgasms for her. It is performed by licking her clitoris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or G-spot (Note: insert finger into her vagina and rub on the upper wall of her vagina and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). In a short time this will produce a mind blowing orgasm for her. WARNING: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.
by TeamJimmy September 1, 2011
Get the Miyagi Triple Threat mug.The twisting of a females hand on a guys shaft (like a throttle) near the end of a blow job. Usually causing a quick and massive explosion.
My wifes jaw started to hurt after 30 min of head, so she gave me a little Motorcycle Throttle to seal the deal. I think I pasted her tonsils
by I-44 January 7, 2008
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Example: Nascar drivers
Example: Nascar drivers
by MustangGT October 1, 2005
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handle of a great internet legend.
handle of a great internet legend.
by unknown June 16, 2004
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