Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog

Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

morning man

a slang term for penis.

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

by therighteousregination August 2, 2009

Morning Trumpet

Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.

No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.

After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Morning Shower

The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.

I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.

by ZMC25 February 26, 2011

Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

morning weight

When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.

Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.

by Spam Happy August 29, 2009

morning thunder

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

by McGinty September 6, 2006