Cocktail Weenie

A rich boy's tiny, bite sized dick.

Lisa- "You should hook up with Cooper, He's in law school."
Sara- "But what if he has a cocktail weenie?!"
Lisa- "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."

by gracieisfordogs October 24, 2014

L7 weenie

A term made popular by the movie "The Sandlot," refers to someone who is being lame or uncool.

Josh is being such an L7 Weenie.

by 71516 Points to be made July 15, 2016

Nigga weenies

a word used by asians in the west to express what a dick the person is.

Asian1:wow those fags acted like abunch of Nigga weenies
Man2: word...

by MiguelSanchez3 March 14, 2009

weenie

a jokester; someone who is constantly pulling a "weenie move". someone who does things that are funny, yet inconvienent enough to get somone annoyed.

while playing pool...
sunshine: oh man, i just got the 8-ball in, i guess i lose
weenie: no its okay ill just take it out and pretend it never happened
sunshine: wow, that's so nice of you, wait does that mean if i beat you you will not accept defeat because you'll say i got the 8-ball in?
weenie: oh no, thats not something i would do
....10 minutes later
sunshine: yay i won!
weenie: no you didn't, you got the 8-ball in
sunshine: **shaking her head** what a weenie!

by aka sunshine July 14, 2007

weenie head

A person that is being difficult to communicate and/or interact with, purposely, just to be a dick.

Every time I try to relax and chill, my homeboy starts acting like a weenie head.

by ASAP SawyerSauce January 18, 2018

cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

weenie do

It's a way to playfully insult someone by saying their stomach sticks out more than their penis (weenie) does.

Guy#1 Man you got a "weenie do"!!!
Guy #2 What's that?
Guy #1 Dog, your stomach stick out more than your "weenie do"

by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009