the biden touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.

COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistan… everything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.

by ajpolo August 16, 2021

iPod Touch

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers

Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"

by smokey-mcpot February 4, 2009

touching road

Touching road-meaning I’m leaving or going somewhere

At a party
You- guys I’m touching road
Other guy-ok, see you later

by Dequavis January 4, 2018

touch fanny

all i want to do in my life

all i want to do is touch fanny

by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020

Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop

DUde let's play dick touch!

by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007

midas touch

The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.

"Yo, Drake got the midas touch!"

by pseudonymous richardson January 9, 2017

touch cloth

1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in

Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?

by Borne September 23, 2004