Duct tape

possibly the most useful item you could have around your house

That duct tape fixed so many things around my house!

by samthehernando February 25, 2015

sex tape

refer to the R.KELLY underage piss scandal or just watch dave chappele.

wow did you see r kelly sex tape when he pissed on that girl?

by fredw March 6, 2006

Duct taping

The act of wrapping duct tape around an erect penis and then jerking off. Before finishing slowly peel it off to achieve an orgasm.

Tom: you ever try duct taping
Mike: no, wtf is that
Tom: it's amazing

by Soulst!ce March 10, 2014

Tapes and Cds

A surprise insult wherein the first party unsuspectingly lures the second party into a burn by asking for a response to a question regarding "tapes and cds."

Seth: "Hey Jeff do you likes tapes and cds?"
Jeff: "Yeah man, I like them."
Seth: "Well tape this dick to your forehead and see 'dees nuts!"
Jeff: "Damn dude, you got me..."

by tulips_420 December 19, 2020

Tape Dick

The time when your dick sticks to your balls!

Bro I have some crazy tape dick right now!

by Bitch tits! September 4, 2014

Duct Tape

One of the most versatile substances every created, can be used to fix just about anything and be used to make just as much. also very useful as a chick magnet when worn on your wrist.

Girl: why are you wearing duct tape on your wrist?

Boy: it's a great way to met women.

Girl: why do you say that?

Boy: cause you had to ask.

by withoutwax1618 August 4, 2008

Tape Chin

A bloated double chin on an otherwise skinny body, as if there is a tapeworm living in the chin, sucking up all of the body's nutrients.

Paul looks manorexic, until you look at his tape chin.

by DiYams March 31, 2009