When you ejaculate on a pencil and the stick it in a girls mouth so far that she can't breathe and then she dies.
I gave her a Durty Pencil last night
by Blackbanana*69 December 5, 2016
by Megladon March 16, 2017
Is an extras and casting agency term.
Meaning that someone is a certain for an upcoming job or film shoot.
Film and casting agencies commonly make use of this term.
Meaning that someone is a certain for an upcoming job or film shoot.
Film and casting agencies commonly make use of this term.
An agency will pencil someone in for an upcoming job, but will hot pencil someone if that someone is a certain for the job.
by coalbobstay December 30, 2015
A term originating from the popular Disney game Club Penguin, used as a replacement for sexual chat so as to not get banned or reported.
gurl: hey boi
boi: hey gurl come to my igloo
gurl: k
boi: get comfortable
gurl: k
boi: "Pencil goes in"
gurl: mm
boi: lets play mancala
girl: k
boi: hey gurl come to my igloo
gurl: k
boi: get comfortable
gurl: k
boi: "Pencil goes in"
gurl: mm
boi: lets play mancala
girl: k
by Pencilgoesin6969 January 22, 2016
The pencil technique is a method to get out of a painful situation such as being in the middle of an exam or third wheeling.
Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.
Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.
Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.
Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.
by Addisj March 17, 2016
A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)
“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”
“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019
The phenomenon of the fat kid's pants sliding down his butt just enough when he bends over to show some butt crack. Can also apply to the plumber and the cable guy.
The Thatcher brothers saw an opportunity to point out little Dougy's pencil holder to the other kids. They all got a good laugh when little Dougy started to cry about it.
by Boss March 4, 2004