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Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
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Colonial Middle School

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)
me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie
by peepee222 July 5, 2023
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Colonial pipeline

The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783
Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?
by Captain Slap Jack May 10, 2021
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Colonial Middle School

A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.
person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
by orange_love374 July 16, 2025
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Hornrt Colony

A fictional dialog like storyboard where characters posing as fictional human beings blab on about their problems nonstop.
3 characters created a ruckus in the Hornrt Colony.
by Rill GiktokExcelticus May 5, 2019
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Lapper Colony

An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.
He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony
by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025
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colony dude

Multiple Dudes. A group of hairy moles growing on a donkey's dick.
"...Stop being such a colony dude."
by DickFaceJohn April 28, 2004
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