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Vagina Chameleon

A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.
That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.
by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018
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camera chameleon

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.
I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.
by SouloCutz2 June 18, 2017
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Chameleon

A weak opportunist person who defies their true self in order to fit in.
View chameleon changed her name to sound more accepting amongst her fake coworkers and defied her true bigot self.
by Chippy Chief September 22, 2022
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Chameleon

A derogatary term for someone who keeps dying their hair different colours
"Rachael is such a chameleon with a new damn hair colour everytime I see her!"
by Ekker October 3, 2023
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Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
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Going chameleon

The act of being so drunk that your eyes start to drift in opposite directions. Often occurs when you are blacked out.
Megan’s so drunk she’s going chameleon.
by Something Ghetto July 6, 2019
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Chameleon(continued)

continued from GuitardHero88
Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.

Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.

Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.

Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.

Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.

Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire

Chameleon(continued)
by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010
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