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Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.
Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex
by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018
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vegas vortex

when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex
scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex
by lord black December 25, 2008
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variety vortex

Variety Vortex also known as Vortex Studios is an animator on Tiktok and supposedly Youtube, he's posted 3 times on Youtube but all videos have been privated. He also has a reputation of changing his OC (original character) way too frequently.
You are so cool, you might awell even be Variety Vortex
by Among us dot com June 26, 2021
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fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.
by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
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Purple vortex

When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.
Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!
by smallPOPA June 6, 2019
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Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin
This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.
by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018
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