San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
by Jimmy Thekcoch January 09, 2012
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Sludge Mafia approved

Only the select few prime rib grade E bottom of the barrel meat get these little titles handed down from the actual mafia cunts. Most are troll like men wearing their little badges proudly.
I stole CrimsonKing02's sludge mafia approval badge lol
by NIC September 25, 2003
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meat sludge luge expert

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
by Ian Chode November 24, 2003
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Academic Sludge

1. Unnecessary or useless busy work from university requirements.

2. Work related to something useful but is too high in volume.

3. Useless "academic" or "journalistic" writings, such as:
"What pronouns for Pepper? A Critical Review of Gender/ing in Research" by Katie Seaborn.

"Why climate change is inherently racist" by Jeremy Williams
1. "Why are you in Mongolian throat singing? I thought you were an engineer; isn't that just academic sludge?" "The university requires five art credits to graduate."

2. "Bro, are you done with the homework for Chemistry? The Prof gave us an entire Packet with 50 questions!" "Yes, but at that point, it's just academic sludge."

3. "Did you finish annotating the English excerpt about racist mountain names?" "No, I'm not reading that academic sludge"
by HelldiverDropPod February 16, 2025
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sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.
by OldGregFool January 08, 2020
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Sludging

Sludging is the act of Cumming over the period of 5-10 minutes in a low rate continuous stream.
Person one: Yo I was just edging last night, It was pretty hard to do.
Person two: You gotta start Sludging it takes even more skill.
by Adrenaline Stream February 14, 2024
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sludging

The act of throwing a substance, usually bodily fluid or other unsanitary liquids, onto another person. Considered a form of assault. Common in prisons and fast food restaurants
All these karens at mcdonalds need a good sludging to teach them some manners.
by margcamera January 04, 2022
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