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Spartan

A man who doesn't masterbate at all as it will draw all his energy from him. Similar to how boxers don't have sex prior to a big fight. Like Samson had his power in his hair. Men have their strength related hormones in their balls.
He's gone straight Spartan this whole year and he looks super jacked I'm the gym.
by Piddique April 30, 2019
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The Spartans

The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated
by 10-0 August 19, 2019
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spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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Spartans Legacy

Did you see Leroy’s attack in Spartans Legacy? It’s OP, he won the war!
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The Spartans drum corps

The Spartans are a 5 time DCI Open Class (formerly division II) world champion drum and bugle corps based out of Nashua, NH. They are known for their seriousness and their attention to detail.
Wow, look at the Spartans in block...they look so intense...

The Spartans drum corps just have that look to them, it's intimidating...
by TheSpartan22557 March 15, 2017
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Spartan-Banker

A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.
Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.
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The Spartan Way

What Splendid womens quarters, these are spartan walls, come and take them, If, neither, with it or on it, it will be the size of a lion, when I bore down on my enemies, dig it out for yourselves so that we may get close to the enemy, because we are also the only ones who give birth to men.
The Spartan Way is a combanation of 10 quotes.
by MineOwedWu's July 11, 2021
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