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Cal Poly SLO

California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo aka CPSUSLO: Crazy Penis Sucking Unfuckable Sluts (with) Legs Open
You go to Cal Poly SLO? You crazy penis sucking unfuckable slut with legs open. UCSB is better! Did you not get in?...oh, why else would you go to Cal Poly. You dirty dirty state school.
by seant926 October 17, 2011
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Riverside Poly High School

A shitty school in a shitty city. Full of shitty teachers, shitty students, everything about that school is shitty.
Riverside Poly High School is a good school if your a prep or jock.
by Zork666 June 24, 2011
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poly-auto masturbation/orgy

a sexual encounter with one or more clones of yourself.
I met a couple of my clones for dinner and afterwards we went back to the studio to fool around. it was a total poly-auto masturbation/orgy...good times were had.
by sharonelectrons September 4, 2009
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Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

the greatest school ever, will kick your schools ass at anything (except football), has a farmers market downtown, had the coolest yosemite tower four floor two group ever in 06-07, known for its diverse white people haha, great parties, hot soccer men, find you best friend in a roomate, and the greatest experience you will ever have
roomie 1: Rooms, where is the greatest place on earth?

roomie 2: Duh, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo!!!
by Miahammjr July 4, 2008
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Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.
Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.
by timeisfiction August 31, 2010
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roly poly

omg look, jimmy has a roly poly
by betty singleton January 8, 2017
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Rolie Polie Paddling

Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.
Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!

Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019
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