Lead Pipe

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.

I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017

Lead-pede

The lead person in a human centipede

"you will be my lead-pede!"

by scottkid October 15, 2011

lead deficient

When someone is so pathetic, stupid, or annoying, they are lacking lead in their diet and need a dose of lead pills. Sometimes put into an acronym LDC (Lead Deficient Cunt) or the female term LDT (Lead Deficient Trollop). Normally these people are cured by one dose of pills. If in doubt, reapplying treatment is acceptable. Lead deficiency in people is very common and should be treated.

Fuck off Michael you lead deficient cunt.

by Werb69 September 29, 2021

Jet leaded

Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday

I forgot that I saw that document, I must have been Jet leaded

by Rogue Two June 6, 2023

Lead Nut

Getting shot in the balls

My son can't go to prom because his girlfriend's dad gave him a bad case of lead nut.

by KelsoIsAlright March 2, 2018

Liquid Lead

A negative term used to describe the toxic properties of alchohol

If he wants to ruin his body drinking Liquid Lead, so be it

by DickOfDiamonds July 10, 2017

Lead (Mindustry)

Lead is mostly used in liquid transport and electrical structures, also used in some defense turrets and builds

Lead (Mindustry) is a material mostly used in electrical and liquid transport structures, also used in some other structures

by Labbit 35 December 13, 2020