Hulk Peen

When you beat your peen so hard that it looks green and dented

Bro, I gave myself a hulk peen yesterday.

by guacamolepen15 May 20, 2019

reverse hulk

Someone who you like better when they're angry.

Actually... I think I like you better when you're angry. You're a reverse hulk!

by CandleMonkey April 9, 2011

Blue hulk

A blue hulk is a term to describe a 100 mg Pfizer viagra

Hey bro I way too chached out last night and was a pushing rope. So I popped a blue hulk and SMASHED

by Grubdissimo November 10, 2020

vegetebles hulk

A word said by GOODIHUNTERII. It is the words of the gods. It means that hulk like vegetebles.

GOODIHUNTERII: not pet. vegetebles hulk

by BigBoyManIsGood42 August 9, 2019

Hulk Dick

Hulk dick is an expression for a penis that is fairly small when flaccid, but when erect grows to enormous sizes.

"Thought this guy I hooked up with would be small since he was short, turns out he had a massive hulk dick."

by haha_fuck_youu October 23, 2017

hulk willy

A huge, monstrous, veiny penis.

"I bet he has a hulk willy"

by Dick C Hocolate April 29, 2016

Hulk complex

When someone acts alpha/aggressive/rude dismissive etc. to most people outside of romantic/family relationships. Much like how Hulk only calms down around Betty Ross, someone with a Hulk complex only shows their vulnerable selves with a small number of specific people (ie girlfriend/wife).

Jack is so mean to me, but I never did anything to him.
Nah dude, it's not you. He's got a Hulk complex. I've seen him give his gf Eskimo kisses in the car.

by pricklypear334 May 28, 2019