by itisnoti December 11, 2022

by Dasecondboss May 10, 2020

Angst experienced by most serial kidnappers, rapists and lorry drivers after spending some considerable time with their female abductee.
Sarah had spent the best part of six months chained to the radiator in the cellar. Bubba Lou was plagued by the fisherman's dilemma. 'Do I kill it, or do I let it go?'
by manoftrent November 28, 2017

When a partner of the opposite sex sits on one end of the couch spread eagle naked and the other stands on the other end of the couch fully erected and jumps off to attempt to spear the other partner.
by Thedarkernight May 5, 2014

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio
by the most awesomeme May 16, 2022

by 2phones August 7, 2016

by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019
