Thanos

A pruny ass grape

person 1: did you see thanos in infinity war?

person 2: yeah that bitch ass was pruny as fuck

by steve rogers July 7, 2018

Thanos

He did nothing wrong.

Thanos did nothing wrong

by Someguynamejoseph July 13, 2021

THANOS

A big ass purple boi who destroyed the avengers and are know out for revenge. He accidentally snapped his fingers listening to crab rave and destroyed people. Ant-man will "for sacrifice" go up his butt hole and expand making Thanos deader than dead.

quit being a thanos

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

Thanos

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3

by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020

Thanos

I large nice purple grape with a chin that looks like Goku's hair. He has a shiny golden gauntlet that can hold 6 colorful rocks of power. Each rock has its own power. His hobbies are massive genocide, making stuff in stores 50% off, and killing his own daughter. He is the greatest Titan of all time.

"Man, Thanos is literally the greatest insurance company ever!"

by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021

Thanos

A purple boi out to kill half the universe. Likes saying quotes for people to meme.

Thanos: "Reality is often dissapointing."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Thanos

Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.

Ohh, look at Thanos. He has a huge purple cock!!

by nobody oompa April 29, 2019