Texas 

A place filled with Cowboys and Bullriding

"don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain"

Texas by Cancer Edition August 19, 2017

Texas 

The place where the meme "hold my beer" is takin' to literal.

Texas...the place where Christmas is summer

Texas by thatonekidfromTexas February 25, 2021

Texas 

Texas is the most gangster of names, if you have this name you are very lucky! I have never met another person named Texas in my life. If you have a friend named Texas keep him close because he will most likely keep you closer.

1. Is your name Texas? That’s a cool name.

Texas by ns state November 23, 2021

Texas 

Texas is the worse state by far. They are banning books from library's that mention being gay or racism. It's horrible. Book's don't hurt people. They are filled with knowledge and ideas. With all the abortion laws and covid rules it is the worst state ever.

"Have you heard about what's going on in Texas?"
"I don't even want to know, Texas is horrifying."

Texas by istatefaxs March 17, 2022

texas 

(adj) Big and dumb

Watch out, that’s a texas wanker.

texas by vanishingly May 6, 2022

Texas 

The only place where you can buy a gun from your local Walmart and get away with is and the only place where bbq is treated as a god and Oklahoma is Texases Ukraine

texas sucks

Texas by Gammerdude December 5, 2022

Texas 

A place for rednecks and sex offenders to gather in divine love for the one and only true power: HEineken. They fuck all day and eat alligators for tea. Don’t forget to bring your lawnmower and AK-47 lest you be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria

“Hey John we goin to texas or no?”
“fuck no i dont want to be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria“

Texas by sex February 27, 2023