Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo August 29, 2015

testicular Tuesday

“Saw it in a movie once’’- Jim Carry

HOLY TESTICULAR TUESDAY

by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023

Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.

UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.

by nutty profesor August 13, 2017

Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.

"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."

by CardiacBuffalo April 18, 2014

Testicular Comogyny

The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds

The testicular comogyny was actually immaculate.

by DaddyDommy August 13, 2021

testicular aids

Testicular Aids Is A Disease That Turns Your Nuts Lumpy And Infested By Black Spots

OH Shit Last Night I Caught Testicular Aids When I Pounded Terry's Mum

by TezzieFiddler March 01, 2018

testicular flatulovibration majora

When seated during and episode of severe flatulence, the vibration of said release travels up between the legs and causes a vibration of one or both testicles

After all that protein and fiber, I had an episode of testicular flatulovibration majora!

by AssChief March 11, 2024