Tess

A rad lady; usually has the coffee poops.

“Who’s in the bathroom right now?”
“I think it’s Tess.”
“Ooooh….she’s rad.”

by Tess’sWife November 22, 2021

jake and tess

An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj

Jake and Tess are so amazing

by Gersh money November 24, 2016

Tess

baddest b in the world
so funny and amazing
usually people named tess or tessa or teresa have lots and lots of friends

“Yo that girl is so cool”
“Yea what’s her name?”
“It’s Tess”
“Makes sense”

by yourfavperson<3 January 30, 2022

Tess

A UBER HOT BABE

TESS IS SO HOT

by YOURHOTMOM123456 February 12, 2022

Tess Cucked

Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason

She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked

by paradaigmshafting June 8, 2018

TESS

A woman that has lived a hard life.

That girl lives a tess of a life.

by Herr Gietlbe February 12, 2024

tess

the best minion detective to exist

the best minion detective to exist
''omg do you see that really hot amazing and funny person? i think its tess''

by neoologyy March 6, 2022