Tess

First off Tess is a VERY gorgeous girl. She is very kind and sympathetic to others. She also knows how to have a good time. You can always count on Tess for those good memories and long nights. Those lucky enough to have Tess as their friend, loved one, relative, or girlfriend are blessed for a lifetime
(Guy 1) Dude Tess is so ugly

(Guy 2) ikr
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Tess is the colleague next door. She's the girl you fall head over heels for at work, but she is taken so you decide to play the long game for your chance in the spotlight. When that chance reveals itself, you go in for the kiss but she turns a cheek and says, "maybe in some other dimension." Like Rocky Balboa, you stand back up and you fight the good fight because you know she's worth it. When she finally comes to her senses, you dare to try again and conquer her, and your lives are forever changed. From that moment on, you wake up next to her every morning wondering if you're still in a dream. That's the power of Tess.
Guy 1: Bro, you have to stop thinking about Tess.
Guy 2: Nah king, I'm going to win her over.
by tabac28 February 14, 2024
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Tess is gr8
by Yertness January 05, 2018
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Dutch Fa gamer has many wives and is very kind to nastery :)
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baddest b in the world
so funny and amazing
usually people named tess or tessa or teresa have lots and lots of friends
Yo that girl is so cool”
“Yea what’s her name?”
“It’s Tess”
Makes sense
by yourfavperson<3 January 31, 2022
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A MINOR MUNCHER NORMALY ABOUT 4ft AND VERY SHORT TEMPER BUT NOT AS SHORT AS SHE IS
TESS IS A MINOR MUNCHING COUGA
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Tess is the nicest person with the biggest ... on earth. She will always cheer you up, and make you laugh with the helicopter thing. The doorbell is awesome.
"Damn, Tess's dick is HUGE" "Much different from Gray's dick, which is disappointing."
by ppsucc2 February 10, 2023
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