pure tender

something you like or are fond of,more likely an object than a person.

That mcdonalds was pure tender.

by holsm01 December 25, 2003

The Achilles Tender

The phenomenon resulted from the inability to dip a complete or partially consumed chicken tender, nugget or other finger food completely into the selected sauce entirely without completely letting go of said food.

Hey what’s the name of that thing you thought of?

The Achilles Tender. It’s when you can’t dip your food 100% in the sauce without letting go of it

by RuggedlyHandsomeBoi June 20, 2021

Tender Crisped

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

juicy tender

when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft

A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”

by juicy tender February 28, 2022

tuna tender

a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!

jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!

as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!

tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!

by michael foolsley May 8, 2014

Tender Tim

When you're doing a girl, and your penis bends in one spot and wrinkles up afterwards.

Hey man, last night I was doin' this chick, then I accidentally pulled a Tender Tim on her.

by TEHLOL11 October 1, 2013