teebs

An IM term meaning To be honest. Often used in a sarcastic manner.

You gay?
No, but most people think I am teebs.

by Rivostevo May 20, 2008

Dirty Tebow

Very similar but not to be confused with "the Dirty Sanchez." The Dirty Tebow is when you're doing anal, pull out and instead of drawing a mustache above the girl's lip you draw a streak under each of her eyes. The result looking like she's wearing those dark things Tim Tebow puts on his face on gameday. Writing a message in either streak is optional.

"I thought about trying to get back together with Cathy, but I don't want to touch that since I know Nate gave her a Dirty Tebow."

by YellaBird February 8, 2010

Teenophile

A pervert who, instead of breaking the law by liking children, prefers 16-18 year olds instead.

Person 1: "Yo, some Teenophile papped me on the way back from the park"
Person 2: "That's some creepy shit."

by FoggDogg March 17, 2009

Tebowing

to refer to throwing a pass short and behind an open receiver.

Dude, I was wide open! Why are you Tebowing?

by bubbagump1975 October 20, 2012

Tebow

pulling something off in spite of the disbelief of all those around you.

managing to pull something out of your ass that no one thought you could.

being awful at something for a majority of the time that you are doing it and then somehow pulling yourself together in the last moments to secure victory.

Joe your presentation was such a Tebow, somehow you pulled it together at the very end despite screwing up throughout it.

"How the hell did he win that game? "

"He's Tim Tebow coach"

by jenkhouse411 November 18, 2011

Tim Tebow-ner

When QB Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators scores a touchdown or makes a great play this normally occurs.

Guy 1: Did you see Tebow score that long touchdown?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i did! It gave me a Tim Tebow-ner!

by mccoot27 December 15, 2008

Tebow Clause

A clause stated when you are picking football games for money or fun that allows you to change Florida as a winner or loser based on whether Tim Tebow will be playing or not.

Hey who are you picking this weekend? I'm going to go with Florida I think. Wait, did we establish the Tebow Clause this week?

by jxb October 7, 2009