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Technical Awesomness

1. (adj) to describe someone who has technical skills that are off the charts compared to mere mortals;
2. (adv) used to describe the display of technical skills that amazed the speaker; describing someone who accomplished something thought impossible
3. (n) title given to only the very best technical people
1. He is so good that he is technical awesomness.
2. That was quite a display of technical awesomness that he displayed when removing that malware.
3. "Hi, my name is Rich and I am Technical Awesomness"

Technical Analysis

When you see a sexy dame and your hindbrain looks her up and down whilst saliva pools in the corner of your mouth.
As Jennifer ambled down the hall, I couldn’t help but give her some good technical analysis (TA)—great technicals, fine analysis.
Technical Analysis by un_wag April 26, 2021

Technical Difficulties 

When you play a "Trolling" song on TurnTable.fm and you want to piss the people in that lobby off.
Person 1: (Song going into Troll Mode) Whoops! Technical Difficulties!

Person 2: SKIP

Person 3: GET THIS SHIT OFF THE STAGE

Person 1: Sorry about that. Just because I was having some Technical Difficulties didn't mean you had to boot me off stage!

japo-technical 

Someone who is japo-technical knows that hara-kiri is the slang term for sepuku. Usually a super-geek who founded the school japanimation club and went on to write his own American anime cartoon series, only to find out that not even children will watch that shit. Japo-technical is a highly derrogatory term deserving only the basest of geeks.
"Excuse me, the term wakishashi is only to be used formally. The more common name, shoto, is much more appropriate in most circumstances, and I'd appreciate if you didn't give me a wedgie."

"Stop being so japo-technical, geek."
japo-technical by Scody October 23, 2005

Sussex County Technical School 

Technical School in Sussex County filled with rednecks and weird people from weird towns. No one here is normal. Beware of adding guys on snap, all they want is nudes, but the girls are hoes so it works out. People smell like gasoline, weed, or really strong perfume girls obsessively spray on their boyfriend. Beware of YEEYEE guys.
Hey bro! You go to Sussex County Technical School? OH SHIT. I don’t want to be your friend if you go there. Actually, have any weed or hoes I can have?

technical 

(a slangized term from my man Iver, though he didn't think to put it in here) Use in place of the words cool, sweet, awesome, etc. Note: it has nothing to do with the subject being actually technical, or anything to do with technical things possibly being cool. The word is THAT slangized.
Dude, that car's ghost flame paintjob is technical.
technical by macustud January 14, 2004