Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

Tash

Tash is a sexy gentleman with an 11 inch penis. A Tash is a true keeper, he wont ever let you down. If you ever meet a Tash know that you need one! The best Tash's are born in September.

A: I'm so jealous of Jessica, she got with Tash.
B: Wow, how lucky i wanted to be with Tash.

by Tana Luis January 12, 2020

Silk Tash

when a man wipes sperm on the top lip of his partner

I gave her/him a silk tash after we had oral sex last night

by Go go jo January 29, 2010

Pomel tash

A practical joke, game or sign of aggression in which your rub two fingers along your bellend in order to collect the ‘pomel’ and then quickly wipe it against the top lip or mouth of a friend a foe whilst shouting pomel tash.

Ew John don’t be cheeky or I will pomel tash you and ya dar

by 2910wjs November 7, 2023

Tash

A derogatory word referring to a stanky vagina.

“Damn, her pussy was TASH brooo. Smellin like week old sushi.”

by theabster6968 May 26, 2021

Weasel Tash

Childlike, pre-teen hair growth. Grows in a very patchy manner not unlike a weasel or other small rodent like animal whiskers.....

A male adult who is unable to grow facial hair resembling stubble or a beard...they will often shave every day to avoid sightings of their patchy and island like hair growths.

Often seen in adults who are starting to see hair loss around the 'wing-back' area.

A very poor hair growth, slight facial hair, not fully covering the face.
Resembling whiskers of a Weasel

Did you see that guy at the bar? I felt sorry for him - he had fading wingbacks and a proper weasel tash!

by Dr O2 December 15, 2011