Kitchen table polyamory

Kitchen table is a style of polyamory that places emphasis on family-style connections among the people involved in a network, whether they're romantically involved with each other or not. The name comes from the idea that everyone involved would be comfortable gathering around the kitchen table for a meal.

Friend: where's hubby tonight

Me: he is out at his gf's place

Friend: you're cool with his gf?

Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory

by Edgeofinsanity13 August 23, 2021

Balls on the table

An expression to describe someone who is willing to risk or gamble with extreme consequences should they lose.

"You better be careful before you put your balls on the table."

Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.

by cousinitt April 6, 2010

on the table

To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a bargaining chip during negotiations. Used frequently during governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.

Congressional Republicans, in their lust for lower taxes for the wealthy, let it be known that all social safety net programs are on the table.

by rich rick July 20, 2011

Big D and the Kids Table

A ska punk band from Boston.
Producer of songs like noise complaint, LAX, my girlfriends on drugs...

Dude totally skanking to Big D and the Kids Table.

by Elysse_e November 15, 2007

Tadeh

"Tadeh" is an Armenian name, and also is the name of a church in Macoo city in Iran. Tadeh came from the name of sent Tatevos.
Tadeh was a brave person who made the "Tadeh" vank in Macoo 1700 years ago.

Tadeh Church is the oldest christianity chirch in the world.

by Tadeh Davtian June 11, 2006

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

dog tablet

The act of massaging a woman's throat whlist holding her mouth shut in order to facilitate involuntary semen swallowing. Akin to giving a dog a tablet.

Harold: What did you do for New Years?
Greg: Well, Jenny refused to swallow last night so I had to give her a dog tablet.

by kiiadi December 31, 2009