Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to splosh next.

Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.

by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010

Swooping

The act of sticking your hand under your balls and flicking them so hard they make a "swoop" sound.

Guy 1: My balls hurt so bad.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 3: I was swooping last night

by Meat spin September 8, 2016

swooping

A term used by prison inmates to identify someone else as homosexual.

Related words: swoop, swoopfest, swooped, swooptacular

Is he swooping?
Yeah, he swoops.

There are too many guys in here.
I agree, its definitely a swoopfest.

by Abagail Thompson December 18, 2005

Spooshing

When one suffers from a sustained erection for so long that they get a spot of pre-cum in their underwear.

Dude, my teacher for calc is so hot, I was spooshing by the end of class!

Oh man have fun drying that up...

by Guavasupreme February 22, 2009

sploshing

running around naked in a room with many other people, throwing pies at them for sexual pleasure

my aunt likes to splosh with her neighbor friend

by Jeri October 19, 2003

Stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.

Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."

by Tu-vi August 15, 2007

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into sploshing?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.

by Dick Peter Johnson-Suarez October 21, 2010