Person 1: Hey nigga, wanna fucking hang out today?
Person 2: Dude, language! You swear like a sailor
Person 1: Fuck god damn shit cunt ass! Sorry bro
Person 2: Dude, language! You swear like a sailor
Person 1: Fuck god damn shit cunt ass! Sorry bro
by Mr. Dickinson January 7, 2018
Get the swear like a sailormug. If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012
Get the I swear to Googlemug. Oh Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu..........nnnnnn!
by MissM July 11, 2005
Get the non-offensive swearsmug. He insulted her with non-offenisve swears.
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."
by Katie October 6, 2003
Get the non-offensive swearsmug. a fake pinky swear.
by -jonny newberry July 23, 2008
Get the pinkie swearmug. To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023
Get the Swear on Your Orgasmmug. Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot
by tim=him November 21, 2010
Get the Lax Bro Swearmug.