surprise butt sex

Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.

Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"

by the anus man August 2, 2008

Surprise Loan Shark

A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.

Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!

by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020

Surpriseria

When you're when taking a solid dump and then the squirts start and don't stop

Man I was taking a good deuce after work and right when I went to whipe; boom massive surpriseria for like 10 minutes straight.

by Moose350 June 14, 2018

Surprisesaucesession

Surprisesaucesession (Surprise-sauce-session) can be defined as..., well, rape.

Yeah, it's pretty much rape.

It's definitely rape.

Joe: So I went through with a few surprisesaucesessions last night.
Mike: Are you going to prison again?
Joe: Yes.

by Stuck In Pensacola June 28, 2011

Surprise angry sex

When u go to rape someone and instead they rape you

I went to rape her and instead she turned around and raped me so we had surprise angry sex

by Hydraticktock September 20, 2016

No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023