Ego-Surfing

Continual, excessive monitoring of responses to one's own posts on an internet forum or blog. This behavior is motivated primarily by vanity, self-absorption and concern about one's own online image or reputation.

Jeff logs onto his favorite board each day and spends most of his time ego-surfing.

by Mick Jaegermeister July 23, 2006

Slurpings

The splatter caused by excessive or vigorous slurping of pasta and noodles.

She slurped her saucey pasta and the slurpings stained her new shirt.

by daemck January 17, 2022

App Surfing

When you visit the app store to check out the latest apps for your iphone/smartphone

Sam: Hey you've been texting for a while.
Doug: No dude, I'm just app surfing.

by classicsondemand June 10, 2010

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

toilet surfing

Accessing the internet on a laptop while going #2 on the toilet

Steven was so busy he went toilet surfing so he wouldn't waste time

by toilet-surfer May 8, 2008

shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

by escuchon May 14, 2008

surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008