The Big Surprise

Its when your fucking a girl and you look down... AND ITS YOUR GRANDMA!!!!

Guy 1: *fap fap fap fap* "Ah damn girl hell yeah... AH FUCK ITS MY GRANDMA!!!!"

Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!

by Mrdriller6969 October 21, 2010

Hot Chocolate Surprise

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!

Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

by RatBass May 11, 2010

dryer surprise

When you open the dryer to put wet laundry in only to discover "someone" left it full of clothes.

I'll just put these clothes into the - uh-OH - WTF! - dryer surprise!

by da Chetster July 22, 2010

Tinder Surprise

An unplanned baby arising from an internet date.

After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!

by bakermouse January 4, 2016

Surprise, Arizona

One of the shittiest, most depressing places to live in Arizona. Boring as all hell.

Surprise, Arizona is lame as fuck.

by Longrod Von Hugendong III July 30, 2012

Thailand surprise

A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.

The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."

by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006

Surprise Pudding

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.

Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.

by Ya Moma? September 10, 2005