When a very tall, American man with hair styled after Flash Gordon eats a bucket of pineapple then masturbates, deliberately aiming the ejaculate at his own face.
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Rachel,whose is inner emo, on the outside was bright and happy. Chris said she was the definition of emo sunshine.
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Get the falling_sunsh1ne mug.Damn. Did you see Ashley and Cooper's new addition the the family? I swear that kid is s mofo sunshine baby.
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MAN1: I really enjoy the atmosphere of this gay bar. Everyone seems super happy and they're all covered in glitter. It's fabulous! The only problem is the lights are so bright that it's hard to see.
MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!
MAN1: Sunshine Dick?
MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!
MAN1: What if he has other STDs?
MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.
MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!
MAN1: Sunshine Dick?
MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!
MAN1: What if he has other STDs?
MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.
by MichaelsABadBoy May 17, 2010
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Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.
Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.
by Colte the Pirate February 5, 2007
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