When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.
Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015
Get the Rusty Submarinemug. by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 15, 2015
Get the Vaginal Submarinemug. The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.
"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"
"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."
"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."
by MaxwellAdam December 3, 2013
Get the Turkish Submarinemug. by pluck my pubes September 1, 2020
Get the Kevin's Submarinemug. Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."
"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark
"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark
by TTZman October 6, 2015
Get the Submarine parentmug. The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up
by Munkiee September 12, 2013
Get the midnight submarinemug. 