Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 13, 2008

star wars sticker book

a thing that any 14+ person should be ashamed to own, especially one who teached the fifth grade.

ahh why does that guy have a star wars sticker book???!!!

by bahaha.22 October 31, 2011

pot sticker

When a girl's skirt sticks to her bum, a widespread panic on 95+ degree summer days (the "pot" being her bottom).

"I don't want to get out of the car!"
"Why?"
"Because I have swass and a serious pot sticker going on."

by Dizz Markie July 19, 2007

Strickers

See: God

That man is awesome- an absolute Strickers!

by mb623 June 1, 2009

"I voted" sticker

Something an egotistical person wears to show they did something "great".

Voter: *Wears a "I voted" sticker*

Voter: *inside their own head* Yeah! I'm the best person in the world because I voted!

by thehappycaucasian November 4, 2020

bumper sticker

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.

Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.

I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!

by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005

Sticker

someone who has a double role. One who prentends to be fake; false character; plastic.

sometimes I act like a sticker, but for real, for real I"m a paper.

by Sauni September 28, 2004