Mexican Standoff

A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.

A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.

by royalfucker February 5, 2020

Julia Strand

Idiot

Wow I’m Julia strand, a fucking stupid idiot

by TruthTeller1239 October 25, 2020

Coomer-standoff

When two men compete to see who can go the longest without ejaculating or masturbating.

"I'm in a Coomer-standoff with my friend right now, I can't bang you babe."

by Brednuts November 1, 2021

Methican Standoff

When two tweakers circle each other for hours waiting to see who throws the first punch.

Johnathan: Hey haven’t you noticed those two tweakers have been circling for hours now

Bob: They’re having a methican standoff

by Yourlocalryan December 29, 2021

tk strand

a sexy beast

Erin: tk strand is kinda mid

me: *slowly pulls out knife*

by urfavbisexual69 May 17, 2022

mexican food standoff

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.

"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”

by Nilliks October 28, 2017

The Death Stranding challenge

Finishing the playable sections of the game Death Stranding in a time shorter than the all the cutscenes, preferably under the influence of monster energy drinks

Athena some completed the Death Stranding challenge on launch day

by leothesilent April 27, 2021