that one person at school who you don't know, but they know pretty much everything about you, including your address, your nicknames, family members, click, musical interests, hobbies, etc etc, simply by giving excessive attention to your Myspace profile. That person most likely wants to talk to you IRL, but can't due to a lack of good social skills, so they stalk your profile in a subliminal effort to get to know you.
to avoid being stalked by a myspace stalker, set your profile to "private" so they have to be on ur friends list before they can view your info.
by JT the man April 12, 2008
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One who attempts to 'walk you home' after unsuccessfully tryna holler, in the hopes that you will accede on the front steps of your house instead of an embarrassingly public place. also see: creepster
Girl 1: John tried to walk me home last night, even though I wasn't having any of it at the bar.
Girl 2: What a stalkerwalker!
Girl 2: What a stalkerwalker!
by nightsatthebar November 4, 2009
Get the stalkerwalker mug.The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.
"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"
Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!
by Selo April 4, 2010
Get the stalker rage mug.When someone stalks you on Facebook. And when you actually meet them they start saying random things that they know about you; such as your birthday, exact height, school, after school activities, and address. If this happens, then you've been Stalkerbio'd.
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They often deny Stalkerbio-ing you.
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They often deny Stalkerbio-ing you.
Suzy: Hi Dave.
Dave: Hello Suzanne Anne Anderson, born on December 8, 1995, in Lawrence, Kansas. Who is now 5 ft 5 inches, and lives on 555 Bieber Lane.
Suzy: Ohmygosh, I've been Stalkerbio'd.
Dave: What are you talking about? I'm not a stalker... By the way do you still swim on Tuesdays at 3:30 pm?
Suzy: ...
Dave: Hello Suzanne Anne Anderson, born on December 8, 1995, in Lawrence, Kansas. Who is now 5 ft 5 inches, and lives on 555 Bieber Lane.
Suzy: Ohmygosh, I've been Stalkerbio'd.
Dave: What are you talking about? I'm not a stalker... By the way do you still swim on Tuesdays at 3:30 pm?
Suzy: ...
by thelimb September 23, 2011
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The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.
The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.
Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!
by FaceStalker October 5, 2011
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The next day, said stalkerbitch arrives at your house with your favourite chicken and shoots you
The next day, said stalkerbitch arrives at your house with your favourite chicken and shoots you
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