A stoner is someone who frequently smokes marijuana. This isn't necessarily a bad thing; many people interpret the name to be derogatory when it is merely a name used to label a certain demographic. Contrary to popular belief, stoners aren't stupid - they vary in intelligence and should not be judged.
Paul is an intelligent and popular kid. He takes many rigorous courses in school and maintains good grades. Of his many interests, weed is one of his favorites . He smokes every day, but is not obvious about it. Yes. Paul is a stoner however, nobody judges him.
by pork_ch0p January 21, 2009

A person that loves pot, music, munchies, pussy, brownies, cookies, girls, carrots, hippies, tye dye clothing, gothic clothing, girls, jesus, crackers, pot, girls, and other amazing shit.
by Damien Bolding May 13, 2006

Someone who enjoys somking ganja on a regular basis. Stoners aren't scummy people. Anyone who looks down on stoner needs to go to hell. They're peaceful and have more of an appreciation for music and relaxing than most of the population. They also tend to be broke...a lot...
by Rifffffff May 13, 2004

An idea that seems wonderful while under the influence of marijuana, but seems horrible when not under the influence.
My brother phoned me while he was under the influence...
"I have a great idea. I want to get a pinball machine. I want to turn it into a pinbong machine."
"Wow, that's quite the stonerism you got there."
"I have a great idea. I want to get a pinball machine. I want to turn it into a pinbong machine."
"Wow, that's quite the stonerism you got there."
by Newport1984 June 1, 2009

by chikenboymemes May 8, 2019

by steven uribes March 6, 2009

by James January 11, 2004
