Sneakboat

One who secretly tells the bus driver to drop him off first from school for a selfish reason

Michael was called a sneakboat for telling the bus drive secretly that he would miss his doctors appointment if he was not dropped off first.

by verygasy89 September 7, 2010

Steamoticon

Shorthand for the tradeable, game-themed emoticons added to Valve's Steam PC game delivery service along with Steam Trading Cards. Many aren't "emoticons" in the traditional sense; rather, they are just little icons related to a game's theme. Their relative uselessness in this sense can lead to "Steamoticon spam" - the practice of popping a couple Steamoticons at the end of every post a player makes, probably unrelated to the post itself. As "items", Steam users can display them in galleries on their profiles as well, though, so the less emotive icons are of some practical value.

"I can't believe you paid $3 for that Binding of Isaac *poop* Steamoticon. Are you crazy?!"
"Omg I know you love the Companion Cube, but do you have to end ever single post you make with that Steamoticon?"

by Cryotek September 7, 2013

Steamboated

Being unbelieveably drunk

OMG I jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself - I've never been this steamboated!!!! CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!

by N =) January 22, 2009

Steam Boat Delight

A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob

James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"

by steam_boat_delight May 8, 2011

Glass Bottom Steam Boat

Neatly place a piece of saran wrap over your lovers chest. Take a shit on top of the saran wrap. Carefully pick up the saran wrap and have your lover lick the condensation off the bottom.

I wanna fucking give your mother a glass bottom steam boat.

by JETJOCK March 20, 2009

steambag

A smug and superior advocate of steampunk culture. Douchebag of a bygone era.

That guy in the bowler hat and handlebar moustache says he can go home with any girl in this bar. What a steambag!

by fling! June 23, 2011

Chesapeake Steampot

1. Carefully removing a freshly soiled adult diaper and inhaling it's contents deeply.

2. Menu item from Joe's Crab Shack that includes a pound of Rock crabs, one pound of clams, six shrimp, sausage, corn and potatoes. Flavored all the way with Old Bay Seasoning.

I went to Joe's Crab Shack and ordered a Chesapeake Steampot and it smelled like a Chesapeake Steampot.

by Entrepredude November 21, 2011