Shave around the crank

(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.

Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.

by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009

pussy scavenger

Someone who preys on their friends partners or preys on friends leftovers

Mike shagged my girlfriend and he fucked Steve's ex, his such a pussy scavenger. He isn't my mate anymore.

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

save it for never

this is when you want to tell someone a totally gross or raunchy storybut they are in the middle of eating so you tell them you'll tell it later but they ask you to save it for never

female: boy this sure is a good sandwich

male: did i ever tell you about the time i found that dead squirrel in my backyard?

female: can't you see i'm eating, save it for never!

by h2o boy November 28, 2011

shave the puppy

When a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. The little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.

Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!

by Puppylove January 8, 2009

save-the-worlder

A wealthy, 20-something North American who travels to a third world country for a short period of time. They pay an organization in order to volunteer with them, then return back to their counry and bring up their experiences in every possible situation.

Ryan: "Oh man, I'm so full."
Laura: "At least you can afford food. When I was in Guatemala, I saw starving people, like, everywhere."
Ryan: "Stop being such a fucking save-the-worlder!"

by Anthubc2010save-the-worlder October 21, 2010

shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013

screen saver

the blank expression that comes across a persons face when day dreaming.

dude, check out dave day dreaming, he looks miles away

yeah mate i know, he has his screen saver on

by billinom8s November 13, 2009