squird

To escape a tight grasp by means of squirming

The dog squirded out of my hands.

by riiiiimango May 19, 2018

Squirkle

When she's about to squirt you stick a popsicle up er'

Girl imma bouta squirkle you bish

by JizzyJazz 4504 September 16, 2019

Sebastian Squire

A white boy who resides in Northern California who is thought by historians to be a reincarnation of Nazi Führer Adolf Hitler. Sebastian has been accused of perpetuating the Holocaust and promoting the superiority of the Aryan race.

Hans: "Der Führer, Heil Sebastian Squire!"

by LargeAndi March 6, 2019

Squirmish

The word Sarah Palin confused with the word skirmish.

Sarah Palin was confused as to whether the action taken in Libya is an attack or a squirmish.

by S Boss April 16, 2011

Squirel Suicide

when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. This is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.

Sally the Squirel's family was going across the street on a vacation. On the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. Sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. This is a classic example of a Squirel Suicide.

by penguin_boxers77 April 11, 2010

Squirmies

The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!

Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!!

by TEAM SQUIRMY November 7, 2009

shit covered squirel

squirel covered in shit

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it

by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008