Squetch

Slang for “quick” and “sketch.” Squetch.

“Alright class, make a squetch of your favorite animal.”
“I made a squetch of my nightmare, wanna see it?”
“Squetching is harder than it looks.”

by TheGamingDemon January 11, 2019

Squantch

A word that you can say instead of love in "I love you" For when you aren't ready to say the L word to your significant other.

I squantch you.

by FreeChurro February 6, 2021

Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.

Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?

by NJP777 February 12, 2021

Squarch

A square form of a traditional arch used where height limitations do not permit a rounded upper section, the upper section being replaced by a horizontal beam. Alternative name, room knock through or briad door opening.

The two rooms are interconnected by a squarch.

by _57 June 26, 2021

Squamtch

A very squishy blob, similar to that of a blob fish. Residing in squamtch land, squamtches are very kind, sometimes called squelches

Bilal was such a squamtch today

by Notasqumch July 4, 2021

buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.

" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"

by arock July 21, 2014

squanch

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'

Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!

by MWMWM March 5, 2010