melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

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Butt nut squash

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.

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A flesh-colored fruit that looks like a dick.

He felt tears behind his eyes as he watched his mom chop up the butternut squash for dinner.

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When you slip your balls inside your own asshole then proceed to to get pegged by your girl.

My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.

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when a girl deep throats an entire stick of butter then pukes it on a guys nuts then punches him in the balls

"Keith said if she pukes that stick of butter on a guys nuts and punches him in the balls its called a butternut squash."

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1. An edible gourd.
2. Something that sounds like a really painful sex position.

1. We're going make butternut squash chili for Thanksgiving!
2. Mmm yeah, I'd put you in a butternut squash!

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Is when a man cums into a cup and then fills the cup with water ready to get someone to drink it.

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