DeFuniak Springs

A place with an unusual amount of churches, located in Florida but is basically a part of Alabama. Known for its big lake that no one goes to. Locals love going to places like Waffle House and Tasty Freeze. Everyone is related, your mother is probably your second cousin.

Guy 1: I’m from DeFuniak Springs
Guy 2: I’m so sorry

by Cotton Eye Joseph July 21, 2019

Laurie Meadows Hot Springs

During sexual relations the man relieves himself (pissing) inside of the females vagina. When done correctly the female will scream, that is when the male grabs his strategically placed urinal cake, and shoves it into the females gapping mouth, releasing a pine fresh scent throughout the room.

Origins- L.M.P.-minus Scotch Hollow-San Mateo, CA

She left the L.M.P. battered and confused, piss dripping down her leg and with a chemical/pine taste in her mouth, spitting out chunks of urinal cakes. When she realized where she was coming from it dawned on her, I've been given the Laurie Meadows Hot Springs.

by Guru650 August 24, 2008

Springtown, Texas

A very small town in Texas outside of Fort Worth. A town so small, that once you get outside of Azle, you slowly watch civilization, and intelligent life disappear. Known for having one red-light, a McDonalds, a Chicken Express, a couple of Mexican Resturaunts and one grocery store. One might actually go as far as to say that if you are driving through Springtown, you may not want to blink as you may actually miss it.

-Dude, did we just drive through Springtown, Texas?
-Yeah, why?
-Cause one minute we were in Azle, I blinked and now we're headed to Weatherford.

by Paeapparently July 1, 2009

toss me some sprinkles

A handshake, raising the hand and acting like sprinkling "sprinkles" on ice cream. A sign of together-ness, respect.

John can you help me with the homework.

Sure toss me some sprinkles.

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Nice job on that play. Toss me some Sprinkles, bro!

by Kevlar Ace February 8, 2008

Willow Springs, Missouri

A city full of druggies, pregnant teenagers, and child pornography collectors. The city is pretty rural with a hometown theater and a post office, there is a school with probably the worst staff out there they're racist, homosexual, and judge-mental. The ethnicity of this area is mainly incestuous rednecks, and the occasional black person.

The motto here at Willow Springs, Missouri is, "Incest is Wincest."

by F. K. Willow April 23, 2018

Char-Broiled Sprinkles

1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. This causes your burnt pubic hair to cover their face.

Dude, I woke up this morning and had char-broiled sprinkles all over my face. That shit is gross.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Titty sprinkles

A term used by ravers when referring to a girls tits being used as a surface for powdered, recreational drug use.

Word around burning man is that Rosario Dawson has some epic tatas for titty sprinkles

by Funkahontas November 27, 2014