Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

scratching

doing something that you dont wanna do, that takes alot of effort, and is hard to do.

To fit into a small car parking spot would be considering scratching.
"I'm scratching to get into this parking spot"

by Suspicious October 27, 2003

scratching

scratching is itching your body ! !!!!! !!

was he scratching?? ??

no one does that to my friend!!!!11!1111?????///

by funky splitter doodle sQuaRed May 13, 2005

Scratching the record

Verb. When a girl goes to town on herself.

Even the Beastie Boys stand no chance when she's scratching the record.

by Fstyle9 April 8, 2017

pop-snatching

the activity of crossing one's legs while wearing bottomless clothing, usually dresses. This, in turn, flashes beaver to the general area

Hey, man, that cougar at table 3 keeps pop-snatching me.

Hey, remember the pop-snatching in fatal instinct?

by Hartus September 6, 2011

chicken scratching

To flinch, or twitch uncontrolably falling to sleep, or while semi-concious.

"That crack head is fuckin chicken scratchin!"

"Spoky is fuckin chicken scratchin!"

by Leon "rinse burger" May 13, 2004

spitching

Is when people from wherever come and dig through your garbage or trash or go to a dump and pick up used items that are old and beyond repair.

Me and my buddy went spitching for a new washer and dryer.

by Anders1 May 21, 2007