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Earned My Spade

This is a situation where someone accomplishes something of little to no value or importance, or fails miserably. Extra bonus points are given if the "accomplishing" party is proud of the non-accomplishment or failure.
As Jimmy stood up from his Quaker oatmeal, he noticed a warm sensation in his pants as he had wet himself. Jimmy laughed and proclaimed with pride, "Oops I earned my spade!"
by El Capitan Awesome January 13, 2011
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Spade

A word commonly used among furries to name a feral animal's cunt or pussy
"Damn! That bitch's spade is huge! She must be in heat!"
by Curious_Nezy August 14, 2018
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spade

A mildly derogative word for a black male.
"This spade just waltzes between us and starts beakin off about my jacket."
"Some spade just got his ass kicked outside."
"Somebody get this spade a drink!"
by Andrew Hutton November 19, 2007
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Slade's Grandma

A funny elderly women (usually Portuguese), who is really innocent but whos grandson and friends make funny comments or remarks about her grandson or, sometimes, his friends.
Slade's Grandma: SLAAADE!! SLLAAADE!!!

Slade: What grandma?

Slade's Grandma: I found a fucking moth!!!!!
by herrrrrooo there March 4, 2011
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dirty slade

When a dude sleeps by himself and in his dream he has a girl who watches him jerk off to a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow with a lot of dicks
by blockdied January 7, 2021
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Spalder

A man who creates an elaborate scheme to dupe people in online gaming, or chat rooms into believing that he as actually a female for personal enjoyment, sexual gratification, or other personal gain.
"I just found out that Allison is really a man." "Yeah, he/she is such a spalder"
by Kraine November 18, 2006
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shlade

NOT an inside joke, simply a cheap water pipe i would like to share
a gatorade/vitamin watter bottle one melts a hole in the side and inserts a 4-5in long plastic tube in the melted hole. then one aquires a small metal cone (bowl). put another hole on the back of the bottle near the top. then you fill up the water bottle with very little water ( to much water, to big of bubbles). at this point, get a tupperware (not to big) and insert your favorite heral smoking plant (weed) and a appropriate ammount of spliff (rolling tobacco tastes the best) chop up the soulution with your favorite pair of sciccors. scoop the mixture into the metal cone and hit the shlade
be sure to hit very slowly or else the bottle will fill up to fast and you wont be able to clear it. smoke who bowl to your face, load it again and pass that shit.

average price for shlade 5-7$
gatorade bottle 1.50$
tubing 1.78-5$(depending on how much you buy
cone 1-2$

getting realllllly high priceless
yo we should go hit some shlades, they get you so stoned.

shit we need to go to ace hardware and a headshop to make a shlade to get really stoned

can also be called, the gado, a shlood, gatorade, shlooderado, shladeville, earl,
by smetude November 21, 2010
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