kneegrow spiritual

n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.

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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!

Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

Spiritually connected soul sisters

A cult that was found by woman by the name of Soul sister number one. Her and her assistant, Soul Sisters Number Two, created the cult to vanish evil and bring peace and harmony. The cult only accepts woman and declines any males interested. This cult’s enemy is a male by the name of The Hell of Horses Lord Jayden.

Are you a Spiritually Connected Soul Sisters?

by _m1ku_ March 9, 2021

spiritual washdown

a description of an energy healing session; a therapeutic session encompassing the whole person; removal of blocks from any aspect of a person's life; a session that works with a person on all levels (physical, emotional, mental, energetic, spiritual); a phrase that enables energy healers to describe what they do to people who have no idea about complementary / alternative healing modalities without having to resort to saying "no, it's nothing to do with your house utilities".

- Could I book a spiritual washdown with you;

- A spiritual washdown is just what I need;

- I love the description "spiritual washdown, it describes what you do so well
- If you're feeling blocked in some aspect of your life, a spiritual washdown will help you move forward with a new sense of excitement and clarity

by Mundleberrypie August 8, 2023

spiritual quest

When you are truly finding what is inside you and who you are.

"my spiritual quest is complete

by atermpeach September 12, 2017

Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.

John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021

spiritual rimjob

When the male is receiving a rimjob from behind and climaxes buckets all while his legs are shaking like a tree in the wind.

Yo that spiritual rimjob I got last night gave me a new perspective on life.

by NovaFell October 11, 2023

Spiritual A.D.D.

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.

Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.

by bünch October 26, 2016