the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.

Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

the most pimped-out car accessory available, very rare.

430 Lex with convertible top, and the rims keep spinning every time I stop.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

spinking

causing trouble. messing shit up. usually used to talk about blowing things up, property destruction and the like.

oh, we're going to go spinking. i need my spinking cap.

by gw January 24, 2005

Spinning Fist of DooM

When an American teen jumps off a balcony in London wearing brass knuckles with spikes in them. As he falls he starts to spin rapidly, meanwhile an old British tart is sunning her self nude outside. The kids whirrling ifst of furry goes up her arse when she bends over to pick up a glass of lemondae. He tunnels up her anus then out the top of her head. when he comes out he is caked in shit and blood and the woman is effectively "cream filled"

Cream filled meaning he filled he insides to the brim with smoldering goopy-goopie cum, A.K.A KUHMME!

by Mrs. Hageman Eats Turds December 20, 2004

Shining Celebi

Loser with no life, constantly trying to prove his worth.

Dude, stop acting like Shining Celebi.

by Naked_Gabumon August 28, 2004

shining the cannon

To masturbate, or go bashing the bish.

"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."

by erotica69 September 18, 2005