Spewing

“The act of talking too much in long tangents with no truth to a story" refers to a communication style characterized by excessive rambling, and a tendency to deviate from the main point without providing accurate or factual information.

Also may be a synonym to “Yapping”, Individuals who engage in this type of communication may embellish details, exaggerate events, or fabricate entirely fictional accounts, often leading to confusion, disinterest, or frustration among listeners.

Man 1: OH! You’re a Marine? I would have joined the Marines, but when I was talking to my recruiter he said the paperwork would take too long and I was just trying to get a Hellcat.

Man 2: Yeah yeah, stop spewing everyone knows you were scared.

by 0tr_Chucky November 14, 2023

Pen-ultimate Spew

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)

There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.

Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.

by Budgreen January 17, 2014

spew naughty

After a nice Italian dinner wrap your cock in a cannoli and spew naughty. I would like a bowl of spew naughty with my Chianti. Italian saying that replaces Spumante as a dessert.

Would you like a after dinner treat of spew naughty?

by Baracki Obama November 19, 2020

Number Spew

When one types a string of random number. Invented by ig: @el_lightning

“You just became 152838353x more attractive” — “152838353” being the number spew

by BlukillatheBaddie June 12, 2018

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig November 13, 2007