Sweetos

A replacement word for "Sweet", but sounds delicious... like Cheetos.

"I just bought a new phone, it's sweetos"

Bill: I can't stand my car, I should buy a golfcart instead.
Ted: That'd be sweetos!

by Tizz Mizzle July 12, 2007

skeetosaurous

A person when angry cannot control themselves and begins to skeet all over the place in an angry rampage.

I took the last piece of pizza and steve turned into a skeetosaurous.

by The Master Gregger July 19, 2009

fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.

Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo

by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008

skeeton

dirty whore, liar, someone who makes up shit and needs a life, and wants to have sex in the bathroom, a person who thinks anyother person wheres to much makeup and squeezes there boobs together so they look bigger, a real cool cat

keeton yescott likes to be called skeeton.

keeton is a skeeton.

katie is not a skeeton.

briana is not a skeeton either.

by boob squeezer #3 January 3, 2009

speedophile

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.

A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!

by CapTim March 7, 2008

speedo

mans bathing suit where his cockhead sticks out

its easy to see whos got a thick cut cock when men are wearing speedos

by 8 inches January 18, 2004

Speedos

What you wear for swimming and being sexy.

You: Hey babe you like me in my *spanks ass* Speedos?
Her: Please Fuck me now

by cooldudesixtyfour January 17, 2018